Who knew??

I came across this blog post on one idle afternoon at work (don’t ask what I googled to get this). But it gives very good insights to the benefits of sex, and even the number of calories you burn at every stage.

Sample this:

Benefits of Sex / Making Love

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don’t need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

Sexercise Chart

Removing her clothes
With consent	12 Calories
Without consent	187 Calories
Opening her bra
With both hands	8 Calories
With one hand	12 Calories
With your teeth	85 Calories
Putting on a condom
With an erection	6 Calories
Without an erection	315 Calories
Preliminaries
Trying to find the clitoris	8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot	92 Calories
Positions
Missionary	12 Calories
69 lying down	78 Calories
69 standing up	112 Calories
Wheelbarrow	216 Calories
Doggy Style	326 Calories
Italian Chandelier	912 Calories
Orgasm
Real	112 Calories
False	315 Calories
Post Orgasm
Lying in bed hugging	18 Calories
Getting up immediately	36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately	816 Calories
Getting a second erection
If you are: 20-29 years old	36 Calories
30-39 years	80 Calories
40-49 years	124 Calories
50-59 years	972 Calories
60-69 years	2916 Calories
70 and over	Death
Dressing afterwards
Calmly	32 Calories
In a hurry	98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door	1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door	3521 Calories

Happy Sexing people.

Venus